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Patton Demotivational Poster


DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvab****.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


AMERICA’S FINEST -


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
Well Said


MILITARY SURPLUS -




GEORGE S. PATTON - "The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home."




LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: gen patton feel good inc
Rating: 4.14/5

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LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:38 pm
Read up...the Germans - including Rommel - were more scared of him than any other Alllied General. His daring leadership, strategy and tactics saved untold numbers of lives! AND he was the only one smart enough to key on the Russians as the REAL threat!
Hasbunmb - March 11, 2010, 1:16 pm
Or you can seek personal glorification and appease your sense of vanity at the expense of your Soldiers like the douchebag in the ph**o...


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